In chronological order.
1. Haddings the Mad Dings
We knew those bottles were explosive, At Crow's bridge we fought the undead for the first time and we were doing alright when Haddings stepped in throwing one of his grenades
Haddings matured into a more accurate thrower and made himself very useful when chasing down the traitorous mayor and other places. Still I dont think the warriors forgave him till after Bagrada.
2. The pumpkin farmer.
After the Haddings debacle we retired behind a patch of pumpkins. A farmer appeared and fretted over the pumpkins over and over again.
Like we were going to ask Haddings to pull his shoots when they were directed at undead only. When the thrall walked in, he would not leave the patch he loved so much. The poor farmer "bought the farm" right there in that patch he loved so much. Another farmer appeared and claimed ownership of the patch "What is going to happen to my pumpkins?" Yet another casualty and a third farmer claimed the patch, but it was now littered with bodies. I am never going to eat a pumpkin again in my life.
3. Two Incautious Bloody
The perfectionist journeyman really wanted to see his patients in the eye, so he could talk to them and make a quick diagnosis. However running in front of a archer firing line can be hazardous to your health.
4. Praying villagers
The villagers ran around in circles near their precious shrine. Rumour has it they pray at the temple, but I just see a confused crowd running in circles near the temple.
Bloody Forehead was only partially to blame for getting shoot on the King's highway. Those archers had a knack for executing friendly fire accidents. I remember that ledge we stayed on in Bagrada getting red with blood, none of it inflicted by the enemy.
6. Four Panther Likes Running.
This guy was worse than Bloody Forehead. Yet another perfectionist, he insisted in running in circles around the army to get to that "nearest, perfect spot". He did not much care if people died because he did not reach them in time.
7. Big blue in Bagrada
The giant fearsome Trow stopped right on top of our satchel charges.
8 Paradropi at Myrgard
Who forgot to take his huge handkerchief along on the balloon.
Soon to be dead dwarf.Splattt!
9. Duh the Trow
Stared into the wall on River of blood while the archers shoot him.
Who completely lost his head in "The last Battle"