- What's the difference between butter and a blonde?
- Butter is difficult to spread...
- Why did the blonde try to steal a police car?
- She saw 911 and thought it was a Porsche...
- What's the difference between a blonde and a roaster?
- In the morning a rooster says, "Cock'll-doodl-dooo", while a blonde says, "Any-cock'll-dooo".
- Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?
- It missed a period, so she thought it was pregnant...
- Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?
- Because she got an F in sex...
- What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?
- They've both swallowed a lot of semen...
- Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
- So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills...
- Why shouldn't blondes drive faster than 68?
- Because at 69 they blow a rod...
- What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
- She slipped and fell down the drain.
- What do a blonde and a halogen headlamp have in common?
- The both get screwed on the front of a Ford...
Senast modifierad: 04 augusti, 1997 av Joakim Norberg