- How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- None. They only screw in cars.
- Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
- So she wouldn't get hearing aids.
- Did you hear about the blonde that tried to blow up her husbands car?
- She burned her lips.
- What do blondes and turtles have in common?
- Once on their back, they're screwed.
- What do you call a group of blondes in a freezer?
- Frosted flakes.
- How did the blonde get tire tread marks on her back?
- From crawling across the street when the sign said "Don't walk".
- How come blondes aren't good cattle herders?
- Because they can't even keep two calves together...
- What is a blonde's favourite nursery rhyme?
- Humpme dumpme...
- Why is a blonde like railroad tracks?
- Because she's been laid all over the country.
- What du you call a basement full of blondes?
- A wine cellar...
Senast modifierad: 04 augusti, 1997 av Joakim Norberg