Diarihhea Party                                 A CookBook Fav'!
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     Can you recall your freshman lab-sciencce course in high school?  Do you
remember that nasty smelling pink stuff you used called PHENOPHALINE 
[PHENOLPHTHALEIN (C6H4OH)2COC6H4CO]? Well this PHENOPHALINE is used to 
indicate wether or not a substance is acidic, or basic. Well anyway.. The 
truth has come to light that Phenophaline is a very strong laxitive (causes 
the runs) and it is also skin absorbant! 

 Here's what you do-->

1. Get one of those DRENCH squirt guns that pump out a quart of water in less
   than 5 seconds.

2. Fill it up with your favorite brand of Phenophaline.

3. Sneak up on you unsuspecting victem.

4. Blast the heck out of him.

5. Follow him to the nearest public restroom and bring along a tape recorder
   for future blackmail purposes.

 Now for The Party--->

1. Enter the house of your victem on the night of his party.
2. Find the punchbowl.
3. Pour in what you would call a appropriate dosage (considering that it is a
   very strong laxitive)
4. Take out the camcorder and enter the bathroom.
5. Stay in the bathroom.
6. Tie up the bathroom, and wait for pounding on the door.
7. Open up and get out quickly.
8. Set the Camcorder on <RECORD>.
9. Call the vidio----> The Party Bathroom Riot


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