B.A.R
                            The áad ’ss âetards
                                 presents
                 "How to get bills out of a soda machine"

        This is the easiest way to get money out of a soda machine.  This
method will only let you get out the dollar bills though.  You are only 
going to need one thing to get all of the cash.  You have to have a cro-bar
on you.  Although bring a phillips head screw driver.  This only works on 
New Coke machines though.  The Coke Machines must have a dollar bill slot 
on them also.

        Here is what you are going to have to do.1) you want to take out 
your crobar and make sure that nobody is around.  Then you want to look
at the machine.  You will see that there is this lit up thing that says 
coke is it or something like that.  It should be right over top of the 
dollar bill taker.  2) Now that you have found your target, you want to
hit that plastic cover with your cro-bar.  The thing that you are hitting 
is the little lit up square.You wantt to bang that in and take that out.
3)Now that you have taken out the plastic cover with the saying on it.
You are going to see this black thing right in front of you.  In is locked 
on pretty well.  The dollar bills are piled in the back of it.  If you look 
you can see them.  Take the cro-bar and wedge it on a side.  Preferably 
the right hand side. Now you want to flip the box around.  Push on the 
cro-bar as hard as you can.  It should budge and then you will be able
to get to the money source.  
        If the black box doesn't move, then this is where the phillips 
head comes into place.  You are going to see many little screw.  Take as 
many out as you can.  Then try to pry it again.  It should definatly work 
now.  NOw you have tons of cash.
        The best times to do this on the machine is when many of the little 
orange lites are lit up.  That means that the sodas are gone.  That would 
then clue you off that there is going to be more money in there.

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