STEALING FORM COMPUTER SHOWS!
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                        by The Death Angel


	Okay, at any computer show with low security, most of them have like
NONE, except for the front door, it is VERY easy to steal something.  Because
most of the vendors are really stupid and trusting(sometimes).  Okay, most
of us don't have a CDROM, well, go buy one!! and you can have a ball getting
all these adult, educational, game, CD's for FREE!  Yes, I got like 30+ CD's 
in one computer show!  And basically no suspicisions were raised.  Well, this
is what you do to get CD's.  You take the cd's put it at your side. and leave.
it is that simple!  If you are the scared kind, well, get a flyer or some piece
of paper and then take the CD.  make believe that you are very interested in it
and look like you are read the descriptions.  Well, keep your eyes open for the
vendors.  Once they turn away, or are dealing with another customer, very
slowly, put the cd at your side and just walk away, notice I said WALK, not run.
They won't suspect anything.  A very good way to do this is to take it, and 
walk behind a big fat person.  BAM!  You got your cD!  Get a hoard of them.
If you get doubles of a cd like I did.  SELL THEM!!!

	HD's are simple ONLY if they are used ones.  If they are new, well,
they will be VERY hard to steal.  Well, to steal the used ones, just do the
same exact thing as the above.  Put it at your side, and walk away!!!  of
course, watch out for the vendors.  New ones, I wouldn't try to take them,
since the vendor is usually very carefully watching them. and usually have
tape, taping them down, so when you want to take it, you have to rip the
tape, creating lots of noise, and bam!  you can be easily busted, and you don't
EVER want that.

	Diskettes are hard to take, since usually they are very bulky!  Find
a vendor that has big tables, and as little salesmen as possible, and of course
sells disks.  When you start getting all these warez!  you need some place to 
store them right!!  Unless you have a tape backup.  Tapes are much easier to
take though.  For diskettes, and tapes, follow the directions of the CD's, and
you got yourself new diskettes.  Try to get formatted ones, since unformatted
ones are such a BITCH for format!

	Accessories, are nice to take.  you know enhance you system.  the more
expensive the stuff, the more carefully they are watched.  For me, I bought a
CDROM, and needed a internal SCSI cable, well, it costs $4, well, you just
follow the exact same directions as the CD's and you got your self a cable.
If you are looking for things like speakers or mice.  They usually come in a
box and put in front of the vendor, so sorry, you can try, it might work, but
chances are low.

	Drives, 1.44 or 1.2, are not easy and it takes time.  yOu have to
carefully observe the vendor for a while, watch his habits.  Many times, they
will have tape over the drives.  Well, slowly take it out, and put it at your
side and walk away.  Make sure no one is watching, the vendors nor the
 customers!

	Games are easy.  The vendors usually have a bunch of people crowding
their table.  Do the samething.  Put it at your side, or even better, in a bag
so it looks like you bought it! (yeah right)  If the box is in a weird shape,
take your time, and wait for the right moment. Ex. Maniac Mansion CD, Ultrabots,
or even Comanche,etc.

	If you looking for BIG stuff, like a tape backup, cdrom, printers,etc.
Well, it really helps if you got in as a vendor, and have a little marker thing
(tag, wristband,etc.) that shows that you are a vendor.  Just go between a
group of tables(you know the way the tables are setup, that there are some in
a circle, and the vendors put their merchandise in the middle!)  well, you just
take it from the vendors,  because usually they don't look back!!!  and hand
it to a friend(it helps if you have a friend that went with you also) and 
BAM!  new equipment!

	Motherboards, CPU's, and RAM, are nearly impossible to steal.  They are
bulky, and tacky to hold and hide!  DON;T EVEN THINK ABOUT STEALING THOSE
BUNDLE SHIT!  like the fusion 16 cd.  I really think they'll get suspicious and
notice teh disappearance immeiately!

	Also, bring a Bookbag or some kind to hold the goods!!!  have phun!

Until next time..........

A á’â release
          Courtesy of The Death Angel [UKN\GoD\BAR]