How to become a K-Rad 3L1T3 d00d

                   Are you a lamer? Have you ever wanted to be
                   like one of those warez d00ds, with the cool
                   sigs, knowledge, and affilations? Well,
                   now you can! With these simple steps, in no
                   time you will be a /<-r4d 3L1T3 D00d!


   Step 1. Pick a 3l1t3 handle.
                It seems to me, that most of those d00dz get there
                handles from crummy movies. Another thing you can
                do is simply make up a name, with alot of i's, 0s,
                and x's. Comic book charactes are also very popular,
                like wolverine, or video game characters. Once you
                have your handle choosen, make sure it is new, and
                isnt being used. After that, proceed to step 2.

   Step 2. Make a 3l1t3 signature.
                2nd, you must make one of those 3+ line sigs.
                Everyone has one. Now, you will look real
                stupid if your sig isnt leet. The best way
                to make a leet sig, is to use TheDraw, and
                draw one a ansee one. Make sure you use
                lots of colors, and spell your name in
                upper ascii characters. After you save your
                ansi, use a program to make it into a
                | code sequence. ANS2MSG is my favorite prog.
                After that, do an ascii upload after all
                your messages. Now you are on your way to
                becoming a leet d00d!

   Step 3. Learn the ACRONYMS for those groups.
                As you might have noticed, to get anywhere,
                you must know all those spiffy ACRONYMS, to
                learn these, simple study the following list,
                Write down exactly what the following say, this
                list should be complete enough.

      PWA: Pretty wittle animals.            BGR: RGB(Red-green-blue) Monitor
      INC: Incorperated                      DNA: Those Jurassic Park dino's.
      PBX: Penut Butter X Jelly              THG: The Happy Gorillas.
      VMB: Video Arcade Games                FLT: Microsoft Flight Sim.
      RZR: Bic's new shaving line.           USA: United Super Atlhetes
      PIL: The new drug, called pil.
      iCE: internation consumer electonics

   Step 4: Getting Known
            Your next step is to become known and popular. You
            have your name, sig and knowledge. Next, set up a
            ELiTE PiRATE BBS. To do this, you must simply
            complete the next 3 steps. Set up a hacked
            version of OBV/2 or Renegade. Go to your
            computer store, and buy a game. Then copy it
            to your HD, zip it up, and return the game and
            get a new one!!!(this is the true definition of
            software piracy). The last step is to let everyone
            that wants on have access. Now, you have some EL1T3
            warez, a board, and a following(the users of the board
            think your leet cause you can pull warez). The last
            step in setting up a 3l1t3 board, is naming it. Name
            it off a movie, like The Krow, Subterrian, etc. Those
            are popular names.

   Step 5: You are now a leet d00d.
            You have a name, sig, knowledge, and a board now. You
            get the good warez from compusa, and you only have to
            pay for one of em! You now have a local following cause
            people think your leet, and the kids at school/work
            worship you now. You have now completed your 5
            steps to becoming elite. Your next step is to
            make up art/warez groups to put in your sig(read
            previous BGR files on that).


        Fiasco [ yet to accomplish these 5 steps ]
       BTW: This file is NOT based on any real people.