BGR presents:
                        Ten sure steps to getting laid!
                                 By: Abigwar


1. Sport a funky name. Osgood, Trent, or Chad is cool so they think about
your name and rember it. Bill, Biff, Greg, and Dave are out.

2. Cruise shopping malls. Chicks love to shop, so learn to live with it. Get
a drink with a straw and slowly mender your way through making eye contact.

3. Be sensitive. Chicks dig sensitive guys, If your not afriad to show emotion
even better. If they see you give candy to a little kid, or cry, they are your
slave.

4. Get a puppy. Nothing melts a chicks heart like a playfull puppy. They just
have to stop and pet it. You say, I got it at a shelter, they where going to
kill it.

5. Own a car. Every one needs to get some where, so even if your butt-ugly
and your driving you score.

6. Show cash. See above, Money talks, Bull shit walks.

7. Compliment them. 

8. Be a vegitarian. Chicks cant stand thinking of people eating poor slaughtered
caffs.

9. Get a cool job. Work at the movies and get people in for free.  Or work as
a bartender, or DJ, and bro you are in there.

10. Have your own place. Throw a kegger at your house every friday night, There
is no telling what gets left behind.