NAPALM SUBSTITUTE
                            (sort of)
                         áad ’ss âetards
                            Irie Man

     Ok, this is it.  The number one best way to make a cool,
excellent, super-flammable substance.  DEFINITELY GIVE THIS ONE A
TRY.
     What you do.  Take about half a cup of gasoline and put it in
a plastic drinking cup or something that you can ditch when your
done.  Then take about 5-6 styrofoam cups or a whole lot of
styrofoam packaging peanuts.
     Now take the gas and put it in the plastic cup.  Then break up
the styrofoam cups and put them in, piece by piece.  What the gas
does is "eat" the styrofoam.  Take a twig or something and mix it
all in.  After a while you will begin to see goo forming at the
bottom of the cup.  Make sure it is stirred in well, all nice and
gooey.
     Now when the goo is there, dump the gas, possibly saving it
for another batch.  When the gas is out you will still have the
gooey substance.  This is what you want.  This stuff is GREAT.  If
you want, you can use it right now.  Just scoop it out and put it
on whatever you want.  Then light.  Whoosh!  It burns nice and
slow, keeping a constant good flame.  If put on a vertical surface,
it slowly runs down leaving a nice burn mark.
     But here is the best part.  You can mold this goo into
whatever you want.  What I described was enough to make a golf-ball
size wad.  It is great at anytime.  Just mold, stick, light and
walk away.  It also doesn't go out that easy.  I tried to stamp it
out but it stuck to my shoe, still burning.
     Water will put it out but does not stop it from being used
again.  I put a wad on a stick, lit it, dunked it in water to put
it out, and then easily lit it again a few seconds later.  The
water just puts a minor damper on it.
     Just think of all the possibilities.  Make a really large wade
of it, and put it in the street to burn at night.  When someone
(night walker) sees it and tries to put it out, their shoe will
flame until they can smother it.
     The only down side to this whole thing is that it is hard to
work with without touching.  Other than that, it is the best thing
that I have ever developed to burn.  It is truly great.
     Give it a try, it is a definite MUST!  See if you like it and
contact me on BAR's WHQ or a dis. site if I am there.  See what
else you can do with it and tell me.  Make torches with it dried on
a stick, do anything.  Just don't be dumb and get in trouble or
hurt.

A á’â release
          Courtesy of Irie Man