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         "Evil and Phun things to do to born agian christians"
                              By: Abigwar



So a Born agian really pissed ya off huh? Heres some easy quick revenge.

 1. Shout "bring back the roman lions" at them
 2. Have a mass bible burning at one of their street meetings
 3. Request that the church grant space for a mass devine bisexual penetration
    (Orgy)
 4. Make a citezens arrest of any born agian preacher you find, charging him
    with promoting obsenity
 5. Tell them loadly your a born agian pervert
 6. Tell them your a gay activist and you want to teach sunday skeul to lead
    their children in the iright direction.
 7. Spray paint a lavender hammer and sickle on their church door
 8. Call the preacher at 4am and tell him communists are out to get him
 9. Have a mass nude baptism in the name of born agian perversion
10. Disrupt a church service by exclaiming the bible is nothing but racist
    and sexist fariy tales
11. Ask them if god has a penis or a vagina
12. Pass out tracts stating that yuou can see god VIA LSD, and Shrooms
13. Tell them you have X-ray vision and can see through there cloths
14. Squirt them with LSD
15. Stamp thier right hand with 666
16. Organize a jump for Jesus thing rally with a parchute club