uSu - united States underground                         By:Mind Bender

Ruin someones life                                      
                original cocept by jolly roger


                this file is the same type of file as 
                operation fuckup from jolly rogers cookbook
                i took the large harassment idea and rewrote
                it.  EnJoY!



                before you start this procedure here you must get a victim
                however, due to the large quota of assholes in this world
                that is the easiest part.  After you have a victim 
                wait about 1 month before starting this then do it 
                but leave no hints that you are resposible.



        PART ONE, yer victims car


        you might want to start by removing his licence plates.  Then
        you might want to remove his winsheild wipers. If this doesn't
        work, paint is car.  Speedball printing ink is the hardest type
        to remove.  just make sure it isn't water soulable.  if the message
        doesn't get to your victim, break his windows and lights.  This
        should do the trick.  If the phucker still doesn't get the idea 
        you might want to hotwire his car and keep it.  If you aren't
        into stealing, hotwire it and part it in a tow away zone.

        Most people will get the idea by now and leave town etc.
        but if they don't it is time for.....

        PART TWO, their job.

        for starters, you might want to pose as him and call up his
        boss and say you quit and call the boss a fucker.  or you
        could pose as a manager.  
        SAMPLE DIALOGUE

        You:  sir i am from the executive board or ShitLoad inc
        and i am afraid we will have to let you go due to your
        stupidity.  Your possessions at the office will be shipped
        to you.
        Him: but what did i do wrong?
        YOU:i told you now goodbye and don't come back.
        klick

        if you happen to be female or have a female friend, you can
        get him fired and in trouble with the law by calling from a
        payfone and saying that the victim has been sexualy harassig
        you. 


        this is bad, but some fuckers are so thick skulled that they
        wont get the idea.  not it is time for....


        PART THREE, his residence

        you might want to start by salting his lawn, or pour lighter
        fluid on his lawn and light it.  a random shot in a window is
        surely scary for your victim.  if you must, light his house
        on fire with the help of some thermite.


        IF THE FUCKHEAD STILL DOESN'T GET THE IDEA
        THEN it is time for.....


        PART FOUR, murder

        this is only for the very sick, but to murder someone the 
        best way is to wait in his car then, as soon as he sees you
        gag him and cut his head off.  Leave the country immideatley
        and be sure you dispose of the clothes you are wearing and 
        the weapon.  You will look less suspisous if you get 
        plane tickets a few months in advance and have a relitave
        that lives in the country you are fleeing to.




HAVE PHUN!!!!!                                          -Mind Bender