uSu - united States underground                         By:Mind Bender

A new and PHUN!! way to destroy cars.                   


        is there some phucker you hate.  Do you want revenge?  well here is 
a daring but Easy way
                                                                     
                                                        

        1.  get there car.
        2. break in it.
        3.  Hot wire it buy opening the dash and crossing two wires of
        the same color(this usually works) or 2 red wires.  now drive off
        to somewhere far away.
        5. here is the daring part.  keep the car on but stop it.  put
        it in the highest gear that is possible.  
        6. drop a brick on the gas petal and jump out fast!!!!!!!
        7.  it helps to break off the door. one time my phriend had the door
        shut on him, luckily he stoped the car.  the last thing we need is a
        dead anarchist.GOTO   :)
        8.  watch the car go off in to the sunset and him something(or 
        someONE if you are lucky :) ) or run like hell (use your judgement)
        9. hotwire the car.
        10. have PHUN