uSu - united States underground                         By:Mind Bender

Spam-o-Gram and 4 other harrasment techniques    




        SPAM-o-GRAM

        to make a spam-o-gram you will need the following

        1 can of spam   
        a certain amount of postage stamps ?
        1 evelope or box 
        assorted odds and ends
        a quarter

        Step 1  place the spam snot(the "liquid") in the evelope or box
        step 2 put your other odds and ends in it(roadkill does wonders)
        step 3 put in the quarter
        step 4 seal it an apply postage
        step 5 shake  


                when the person recives it in the mail 
                they will see the quarter and more than
                likely get spam on themselves
                for best effect send 3 or 4 a day or 
                else this technique isn't that 
                annoying



        Data call mainia

        a modem or fax
        an assholes phone number
        a comm program or fax that can redial


        this  is easy just keep calling them up with your modem or fax.
        just make sure they can't get your number.  this is easy and fun




        baldness


        neet hair remover
        a bottle of shampoo
        a box
        stamps


        get your shampoo bottle and empty it.  fill it up with NEET hair
        remover.  make up a professional looking letter stating that your
        victim has recived a free sample of shampoo.  mail them both in
        the box.  as soon as your victim uses it he has no hair.  be sure
        you don't use your return address.


         roadkill on the door

        get out your hammer, some nails, and fresh roadkill.  nail the road
        kill to your victims door. and with its blood write,  YER NEXT!




        Printed SeX

        go to your local printing shop and have some flyers printed out
        like this


                DiLdO'S SeX LiNe

                24 hours a day
                live female and male operators ready for sex 24hours a day
                seven days a week.

                fulfill your sexual fantisies
                1st call is free
                call
                ***-****



                where ***-**** is your victims number and post copies
                all over town.  Bathrooms and bars are the best places






HAVE PHuN                                                       -mind bender