uSu - united States underground                         By:Mind Bender

Some Really cool ways to wreck computers                



        There are many ways to damage computers, this file has some old ones
some ones i have thought up.  Here goes....


                        Without getting in the computer

        -Take a disk and open that little steel thinngy and put some holes in
the magnetic stuff.  Put the disk in the drive and try to get the PC to read 
it.  If you are lucky you will damage the drive and will cost the owners some
bucks to fix it.  If not, try again, at least the disk is screwed up.

        -Turn the computer on and off very rapidly for a while.  This can have
some really cool side effects, it could erase the HD and mabye even do some 
other worse things to it.  

        -Stick any and all small objects you find into the disk drives.

        -Yank the holder of the CD-Rom of the CD-ROM drive (the thing that
holds the CD-ROM disk itself) this is a really cool way to phuck things up.

        -Take a pocketknife and whittle (like you would with a stick) a few
layers of platic of some of the cables, until you expose the wires.

        -Put water in the disk drives. 

        -Get some duct tape and tape the little thing that air from the fan
comes out of shut so it is air tight.

        -Cut wires and cables all around the computer.


        -Put water in any openings on the computer


        -Steal the keys.


        -Go to your local computer store and say you lost the keys to your 
colputer.  For a few bucks they will give you a whole ring of keys.  Take 
their keys and lock the computer, if they get a replacement just steal the 
keys again and lock it.  Drives the owner into iNSaNiTY.


        -Put duct tape all over the monitor.


        -Oh Hell, just put duct tape all over the entire computer.  This 
becomes a real pain in the ass to the owner and provides hours of 
entertainment to you.  The only downside is that this takes a while.


        -Delete the autoexec.bat, config.sys, and command.com files.  


        -First delete the entire hard drive with the del (or deltree) command
then format the drive, this way it is almost impossible to unformat.  Damage 
their backup disks if you can find them.


        -In windows shell to dos and then go to the c:\ and then leave, this
can be a real pain in the ass to an unexperience user and is phun


        -Turn on a screen saver in windows and put a password on it.  But 
first delete their autoexec.bat config.sys and command.com files and choose
the windows screen saver that prints words on the screen and make it say "
your system files are gone, if you turn off this computer without breaking 
the password on this your computer is shot" or something along those lines.
Make sure you kill all their bootable floopies.  Make a password that is a
bunch of letter and numbers like 36gq36gq57yh46hkw that you don't know and
is almost impossible to break even by the most experienced cracker.  This
is a real fun one.



        -Use your sick imagination.


        If you can get inside the computer the REAL fun begins HA HA HA
        Basicly just break anything, here are a few creative ideas for 
        totaly cool damage!

        -Snip a single wire and let the person find out which one is
        messed up.

        
        -Take out the microprocessor and do one of the following;

                -Take it for your computer

                -Break it in half and put it one their keyboard with 
                a nasty message next to it.

                -Put it on the operators chair with the sharp things up
                this really hurts!

                -toss it somewhere inside the computer.


                -Take a single sharp thing out and put it back in


        

        -Melt anything



        -Strip all the wires.


        -Steal the SIMMs



        -Steal anything of value



        -Crack the motherboard


        -Take out all the inards leaving the shell BIG LAFFZ


        -Remove a single chip


        -Take out the RAM and ROM CHips

      
        -Remove the HD


        -Put a smoke bomb in it.


        -Best of all....
        DRuM RoLL

        Take a nice long piss in it.
        (Make sure there is no voltage or you will have a Krispy Pecker)

        -Use your sick imagination



        ENJOY                   -Mind bender