uSu - united States underground                         By:Mind Bender

How to make a real good school bomb threat                        
                                                                     
        Yeah sure anyone can call a bomb threat from a pay phone.  it isn't
that hard so any dickshit can do it.  Here are a few twists on a klassick.

        -for starters call a bomb threat from a pay fone in the school or 
better yet, from the school office!!!  From a pay fone is risky because 
most school pay fones are near the office and most schools have caller id so
they will look at the fones when they see the number.  What you must do is 
make sure only 1 person(this is important, no more than 1) is in the office
then call use *67 then the number, on most systems this blocks caller id.  
just say "there is a bomb in the school" and hang up.  make sure it is short
under a second  if possible, say it fast and clearly.  they will call off
the school day if you are lucky.  Since you usually have to make up 
bomb-days at the end of the school year this is best used when you didn't do
your homework or something.  Try to hide your voice.  after you male the   
threat run like hell until you are out of site then walk like nothing 
happened.  if they saw you keep on running.  be sure no one sees you during
any of this!


        Calling from the school office is hard.  First of all nobody must
be in the office.  you must be quick and try to hide your voice.  call a  
class room or call the police and tell them.  Be quick try to make it less
than five seconds.  Then run like hell until you are out of site then walk like
nothing happened, unless they saw you.  If they saw you run like hell!  make
sure nobody sees you during the whole thing.


        -For added effect make a real time bomb.  There are other textz that     
explain it.  Make sure you wear gloves when buying the parts and making the 
bomb.  always buy new parts!!!  fingerprints can be traced back to you. go
shopping for parts in the winter when you wont look weird while wearing 
gloves.  Also purchase on the black market. THen they cant trace you.  


        -To really scare the shit out of someone call a bomb threat and then
take the alarm clock you bought while wearing gloves and set it to ring.  
make sure it has a bell for added effect.  when it goes off people will think
that a bomb will go when there is only a clock(unless you attached a bomb;) )



        -1 last thing.  i said i would'nt tell you how you make a time bomb
but here is a simply explanation.  take one of those lamp timers that 
rgulate when the outlet is on of off and plug in a a cord with the end fraied
put the fraied side on top of a piles of matches on of some paper and if you
did it right and they kept the power on when they searched.  it will start a
fire without warning.  just set the timer to go off when you want the fire to
start.  this isn't the best method but it works.