Did you ever wonder....
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Did you ever wonder....
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| How come
you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead? |
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| Why are
they called buildings when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be
called builts? |
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| Why are
they called apartments when they're all stuck together? |
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| Why do
people without a watch look at their wrist when you ask them what time it
is? (Hey, why do YOU ask someone without a watch what time it is in the
first place?) |
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| Who is
General Failure and why is he reading my disk? |
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| The light
went out but where to? |
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| Why do
banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they
already know you don't have? |
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| Why is it
you have a "pair" of pants and only one bra? |
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| Does the
reverse side also have a reverse side? |
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| Why is the
alphabet in that order? |
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| If you got
into a taxi and he started driving backwards, would the taxi driver end up
owing you money? |
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| What would
a chair look like if your knees bent the other way? |
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| If a tree
falls in the forest and no one is around to see it do the other trees make
fun of it? |
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| Why is a
carrot more orange than an orange? |
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| When two
airplanes almost collide why do they call it a near miss?? It sounds like
a near hit to me!! |
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| Do fish
get cramps after eating? |
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| How come
abbreviated is such a long word? |
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| Why are
there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"? |
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| If it's
zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow,
how cold is it going to be? |
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| Why do
they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of
everything outdoors? |
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| Why do
scientists call it research when looking for something new? |
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| If
vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? |
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| When I
erase a word with a pencil, where does it go? |
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| Why is it,
when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's not a-door? |
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| Tell a man
that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench
has wet paint and he has to touch it. |
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