GREENPEACE

OK, HERE IT IS, AND YOU SHOULD U2 EXPERIENCE IT TOO...
CHECK THIS OUT...

FIRST, I’VE BEEN MEMBER OF GREENPEACE FOR BLA BLA, QUITE SOMETIMES LIKE 15 YEARS OR SOMETHING, BUT I NEVER HAD THE CHANCE TO DO SOME COOL DANGEROUS ACTION STUFF LIKE THE ONE THAT I AM ABOUT TO TELL YOU. MAYBE I WAS SIMPLY TOO LAZY TO MOVE MY ASS.

ANYWAYS, WE ALL LEFT THAT MONDAY BY TRAIN, TO ENDED UP IN A NICE COTTAGE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE COUNTRYSIDE.
COTTAGE NORMALLY RENTED FOR TOURISTS.
COOL!

THERE, WE STARTED TO ORGANIZE THE OPERATIONS-EXPLOSIVE AND STUFF =) THE TARGET WAS A FACTORY THAT RELEASED DIOXIN IN THE AIR (DIOXIN IS THE MOST DANGEROUS WITH NUCLEAR POLLUTION). PEOPLE LIVING IN THE VILLAGES AROUND COULD’T EAT THEIR VEGETABLE FOR 6 MONTH SOMETIMES ‘CUZ OF THE RISK
"HUH...LIKE... NOT COOL DUDE! =) "

FIRST THE "RAINBOW WARRIOR2" (MV) STARTED BY BLOCKIN’ THE ACCESS BY SEA OF THE FACTORY. THEN WE (ACTIVISTS) WERE LAUNCHED ON VERY STRATEGIC POINTS IN THE FACTORY TO STOP THE PRODUCTION OF THE FACTORY.
THAT WAS THE KILLER STRATEGY MAN!!!

IT WAS SO EXITING , ‘CUZ WE HAD TO RUN LIKE RABBITS... bip bip=)...TO MANAGE TO NOT GET CAUGHT BY THE WORKERS OF THE FACTORY AND.... BY THE COPS!!! HAAAA!

AND THE FUNNY PART IS THAT COPS WERE WATCHING US....
SO I WAS LIKE WEIRD... AND THEN AFTER THEY TOLD US THAT THEY WERE NOT REALLY AGAINST US, THEY WERE JUST DOING THERE JOB.

ANYWAYS, AT THE END OFCOURSE THEY HAD TO BRING US TO THE POLICE STATION. BUT TELL YA WHAT: IT WAS SO MUCH FUN! NOT ONLY TO DISCOVER WHAT A JAIL IS (FOR 24 HOURS WE WERE ALL TOGETHER, IN OUR NEW HOME... ), BUT THE ALL FUCKIN’ THING MAN! I GOTTA DO THIS COOL STUFF AGAIN!

4 TV CREWS COVERED THE EVENT + THE PRESS
AND YOU KNOW WHAT...THE NEXT DAY WE WERE ON FUCKIN’ EURONEWS MAN!!! WAY OUT!! THAT’S THE NEWS CHANNEL FOR THE ALL DAMN EUROPE DUDE! CAN YA BELIEVE THIS!!!!!

THAT'S IT! I'M A STAR!!!! =)

NO BUT SERIOUSLY…
SINCE WE GOT ATTENTION FROM MEDIAS (PURPOSE OF THE ALL STUFF, DUH! , THE DANISH GOVERNMENT SAID THAT THIS SHITY FACTORY WILL HAVE TO STOP POISONNING. YEAH!

THAT WAS SUCH A COOOOL ADVENTURE. YOU MEET GREAT PEOPLE, YOU SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU, AND I RECOMMEND IT TO ANYONE WHO WANTS TO DO SOME REAL EXITING STUFF FOR OUR LOVELY LITTLE PLANET =).

	OOOPS!! COPS EVERYWHERE!!!! I SWEAR I DIDN'T SPIIIIT!!!!!