Just a few indications you're a true Amiga user:

 You know the names of all the custom chips, adding what Amiga models carry
what.
 You have a system for naming chips "Fatter Agnus", "Obese Agnus", or
"Jeez, look at that lard-ass Agnus".
 You have an intense gastro-intestinal reacton whenever you hear the names
"Mehdi Ali" or "Irving Gould"
 You're incapable of talking about other computer platforms without
injecting words like "Windoze", "Macintrash", and
"Micro-God-I-hate-that-world-dominating-rat-bastard-Gates!".
 You have three or more Amigas in your household.
 You have a small, tasteful Dave Haynie shrine in your living room.
 You silently giggle to yourself when people tell you how much they prefer
the PC because they can run Lightwave, Caligari, Lemmings, Final Writer,
Worms, or Deluxe Paint.
 You've actually spent money on your Amiga in the last three years.
 You were able to find your way onto the World Wide Web back when the only
options were AmiTCP and AMosaic.
 You own a CDTV or CD32. (or both)
 To You, Bill Gates IS Satan.
 You don't own any other platforms and do your damndest to use Amigas
exclusively
 You take your computer work home, so you can do it on your Amiga
 You consider the Atari VCS, 5200, and 8-bit computers to be unofficial
Amigas, because Jay Miner had a hand in their creation.
 You still get into arguments with Atari ST supporters.