Q: What occurs more often in December than any other month?
A: Conception.

Q: Only 14% of Americans say they've done this with the 
opposite sex.  What is it? 
A: Skinny dipping.

Q: What separates "60 Minutes," on CBS, from every other 
TV show? 
A: No theme song/music. 

Q: Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what? 
A: Their birthplace.

Q: Most boat owners name their boats.  What is the most 
popular boat name requested? 
A: Obsession. 

Q: More women do this in the bathroom than men. 
A: Wash their hands.  Women  80% / Men  55% 

Q: What do 100% of all lottery winners do? 
A: Gain weight. 

Q: In a recent survey, Americans revealed that this was 
their favorite smell.
A: Banana. 

Q: If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have 
to go until you would find the letter "A"?
A: One thousand. 

Q: What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield 
wipers and laser printers all have in common? 
A: All invented by women.

Q: Married men revealed that they do this twice as often as 
single men. 
A: Change their underwear. 

Q: This stimulates 29 muscles and chemicals causing relaxation. 
Women seem to like it light and frequent, men like it more 
strenuous. 
A: A kiss. 

Q: This is the only food that doesn't spoil. 
A: Honey. 

Q: There are more collect calls on this day than any other 
day of the year. 
A: Father's Day. 

Q: What trivia fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) 
is most ironic? 
A: He was allergic to carrots. 

Q: 40% of all people who come to a party in your home do this. 
A: Snoop in your medicine cabinet. 

Q: 3.9% of all women surveyed say they never do this. 
A: Wear underwear. 

Q: What common everyday occurrence is composed of 59% nitrogen, 
21% hydrogen and 9% dioxide? 
A: A fart.
 
Q: About 1/3 of all Americans say they do this while sitting. 
A: Flush the toilet. 

Q: What person, not a "Seinfeld" regular cast member, is 
featured on every episode of "Seinfeld"? 
A: Superman, either by name or pictures on Jerry's refrigerator. 

Q: 85% of the guys who die while having sex are doing this. 
A:Cheating on their wives.