The best day of her life
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This blonde has just had THE best day of her life.  She's so
happy that she wants to let the next person she sees know it.  

She gets on the elevator of her apartment building and pushes
her floor number.  There is already a man on the elevator,
so the blonde decides to show him how happy she is.  She turns
to the man and says "T-G-I-F."  The man just looks at her
and says "S-H-I-T." 

She turns away from the man, not sure what to do.  Then she
thinks to herself "Well, maybe I just wasn't cheerful enough.
Maybe I need to smile more."  So, she turns to the man with
a little bit bigger smile on her face and says "T-G-I-F."
Once again the man looks at her and says "S-H-I-T."  

The blonde turns away again.  She stands there for a second,
and then begins to think "Well, maybe I still wasn't cheerful
enough.  I'll just have to smile even bigger."  So, she turns
back to the man with a ridiculously huge grin on her face
and says "T-G-I-F."  Once again, the man only says "S-H-I-T."  

This time the blonde decides to say something.  She says to
the man, "Sir, maybe you don't understand.  T-G-I-F means
Thank Goodness It's Friday."  The man looks at her and says,
"Maybe you don't understand. S-H-I-T means Sorry Honey, 
It's Thursday."