> A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one.
>   Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of
>   them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman
>   says, "So you're a man, that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just
>   look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are
>   unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be
>   friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days. The man
>   replied, "I agree with you completely. This must be a sign 
> from God!"
>   The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My
>   car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break.
>   Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good
>   fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man, The man 
> nods his head
>   in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it
>   back to the woman. She hands it back to the man. The man
>   asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies, "No. I think I'll
>   just wait for the police..."
>