Bill & Hillary have a big bipartisan dinner party at the White House.
 During dinner, Dan Quayle excuses himself to use the bathroom.  After a
 couple of  minutes, he comes back, looking smug.
 
 On the way home, Dan turns to Marilyn and says, "Did you know Bill has
 a solid gold urinal in his bathroom?  How can he pretend to be serious
 about cutting the  budget after buying that?  We've really caught him
 with his pants down this time!"

 Marilyn says, "When we get home, why don't you call up the paper and
 Let them know, dear."
 
 The next morning Hillary opens the newspaper to see a  headline
 "CLINTONS SPLURGE ON GOLD URINAL SAYS QUAYLE."  Hillary shouts up to the
 bedroom, 
 "Bill! I found out who peed in your Saxophone!"