One day Bill decides to take his girlfriend to the farmer's market in a
nearby village. He purchased a donkey, a chicken, and a rooster at an
auction (of course, chickens are called "pullets" and roosters are called
"cocks" in the country...)

On the way home Bill's new donkey laid down in the middle of the road to
scratch it's belly on the rocks, bringing the entire entourage to a
halt.... and Bill's girlfriend knocked him cold about the head when he
asked "Could you please hold my cock and pullet while I scratch my ass?"