A boy is walking down the road one day when a car pulls over.

"If you get in the car," the driver says, "Ill give you £10 and a packet
of sweets."

The boy refuses and keeps on walking. A little further up the road the man
again pulls over.

"Okay," he says. "How about £20 and two packets of sweets?"

The boy tells the man to sod off and carries on walking. Still
further up the road the man again pulls to the curb.

"Right," he says. "This is my very final offer, Ill give you £50 and all
the sweets that you can eat."

The little boy stops walking, goes towards the car and leans in.
"Look," he hisses. "You bought the bloody Skoda, Dad, and you have to live
with it."