So God gets really fed up with the world and calls together Bill
Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Gates.

"I'm so fed up with humanity that I'm going to end the world in week,"
says God. "Go and tell your people."

Bill Clinton gets on TV and says, "My fellow Americans, I have some
good news and some bad news. The good news is that there really is a
God. The bad news is that he's going to end the world in a week."

Boris Yeltsin gets on TV and says, "My fellow Russians, I have some
bad news and some worse news. It turns out that God really exists. The
worse news is that he's going to end the world in a week."

Bill Gates goes to Microsoft and e-mails everyone. "I've got some good
news and some great news. The good news is that God thinks I'm one of
the three most important people in the world. The great news is that
we don't have to fix the bugs in Windows 95."