ON TESCO'S TIRIMISU DESSERT - Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the
bottom of the box.)

ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING - Product will be hot after heating

ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON - Do not Iron clothes on body

ON BOOTS CHILDRENS COUGH MEDICINE - Do not drive car or operate machinery

ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID) - Warning: may cause drowsiness

ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE - Warning keep out of children

ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS - For indoor or outdoor use
only.

ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR - Not to be used for the other use

ON SAINSBURY'S PEANUTS - Warning: contains nuts

ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS - Instructions: open packet, eat
nuts.

ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW - Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands

ON A PACKET OF SUNMAID RAISINS - Why not try tossing over your favourite
breakfast cereal?