> >>> >Dr. Suess Meets Zippergate
> >>> >
> >>> >I am Starr. Starr I are.
> >>> >I'm a brilliant barri-star.
> >>> >I'm here to ask, as you'll soon see,
> >>> >Did you grope Miss Lew-in-sky?
> >>> >Did you grope her in your house?
> >>> >Did you grope beneath her blouse?
> >>> >Did she give you gifts and ties?
> >>> >Were you spied by prying eyes?
> >>> >
> >>> >I did not do that here or there!
> >>> >I did not do that anywhere!
> >>> >I did not do that in a chair!
> >>> >I went not near her giant hair!
> >>> >I did not join -- even for fun,
> >>> >The Mile High Club in Air Force One,
> >>> >So stow your feathers and your tar,
> >>> >I did not do her Starr you are!
> >>> >
> >>> >Did you smile?
> >>> >Did you Flirt?
> >>> >Did you peek beneath her skirt?
> >>> >And did you tell the girl to lie,
> >>> >When called upon to testify?
> >>> >
> >>> >That is it; you've gone too far!
> >>> >I do not like you Starr you are!
> >>> >I will not answer any more!
> >>> >In fact, I think I'll start a war!
> >>> >The public's easy to distract,
> >>> >When bombs are falling on Iraq!
> >>