A Long Island Limerick contest called for use of the 
words Lewinsky and Kaczynski." The winners are: 

 
There once was a gal named Lewinsky. 
Who played on a flute like Stravinsky. 
T'was "Hail to the Chief" 
On this flute made of beef, 
That stole the front page from Kaczynski 


 
Said Bill Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky, 
We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski. 
Since you look such a mess, 
Use the hem of your dress, 
And wipe that stuff off of your chinsky. 


 
Lewinsky and Clinton have shown 
What Kaczynski must surely have known. 
That an intern is better 
Than a bomb in a letter, 
Given the choice of how to be blown. 


A tagline:

    The Clinton Computer -- A 6-inch harddrive and no memory.

 
Finally, a wee joke or two: 

What do you get when you cross Monical Lewinski with Ted Kaczynski? 

            A dynamite blow job.

    - AND -

Do you know what Monica Lewinski and a vending machine have in common?

            Insert Bill face up!!!!!