Clinton & Nixon Compared

   Major Scandal during their presidency....
        Nixon: Watergate
        Clinton: Waterbed

   The President's biggest fear....
        Nixon:  The Cold War
        Clinton:  The Cold Sore

   Complaints toward the President.....
        Nixon:  Carpet-Bombing
        Clinton:  Carpet-Burns

   Their Vice-Presidents...
        Nixon:  His was Greek
        Clinton: His is a Geek.

   Presidential qualities.....
        Nixon: Couldn't stop Kissinger.
        Clinton: Couldn't stop kissing her.

   Things the President couldn't explain....
        Nixon:  The missing 18-minutes on the tapes
        Clinton:  The 36D bra in his briefcase

   Presidential Nicknames....
        Nixon: Tricky Dick
        Clinton: Slick Willy