Bill And Change
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REDMOND, WA -- Following the lead of Ted Turner, who last week donated
a billion dollars to the United Nations, Bill Gates, Chairman of
Microsoft, announced that he will donate slightly more than $50 to the
Girl Scouts of America.  Gates, who has recently been earning money at
the rate of nearly $2.5 million per hour, said, "Fifty bucks is a
lot of money to girls that age."


The Zen Master in New York City
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The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet. He goes up to a
hotdog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything."

The hot dog vendor fixes a hot dog and hands it to the Zen Master, who
pays with a $20 bill.

The vendor puts the bill in the cash box and closes it. "Where's my
change?" asks the Zen Master. 

The vendor responds, "Change must come from within."