Bar Jokes
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1. A hourse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the
long face"

2. A termite walks into a bar and asks "Where's the bar
tender"

3. A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop

4. A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender looks at
him and  says "Did you know we have a drink named after you"
and the grasshopper looks back and says " You have a drink
named Steve?"

5. A man walks into a bar and falls to the ground, Another
man walks into the same bar  and     immediatly falls to the
ground as well. A third man walks into the bar and falls to
the ground. Don't ya think one of them woulda ducked by now.