A lady calls 911, "My house is burning down, help please... ohhhhh." (whining) 911 operator : "Okay, slow down..." Lady: " Hurry, please, my house is burning my house is burning!" (almost yelling) 911 : "I understand, but..." Lady : " Hurry...."(whining again) 911 : "But how do we get to your house?" The Blond Lady exclaims, "Well, duuhhhh! In the big red truck, of course!"