10 Things That Sound Dirty In Golf

 * Damn...my shaft is bent.
 * After 18 holes, I can barely walk.
 * You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.
 * Look at the size of his putter.
 * Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.
 * Mind if I join your threesome?
 * Stand with your back turned and drop it.
 * My hands are so sweaty, I can't get a good grip.
 * Nice stroke, but your follow-through leaves a lot to be desired.
 * Shit, my balls are dirty.