Srdan 'I'll be taking over the world on 12-Feb-02' Kvrgic

Full Name

Srdan "ZoomiX" Kvrgic

Nicknames

ZoomiX, Urban, Kurbic, Srle, Srki, "Hey You!"

Date of birth

23 November 1980

Height

177cm

Town/Country

Lindesberg/Sweden

Length of the longest hair

12.54 cm

People that annoy you

leave the TV-remote on the TV. WHAT ARE THEY THINKING + Poeple who take what I say seriouselly and have no sense for sarcasm

Can't stand

PC:s

Adore

AMIGA!

People I like

complain about me, to me.

Love

to drive around in vehicles that travel at speeds above 50km/h, argument with people (Something that the vast mojority of people would call fighting)

Hate

riding a bike slowly

Pets:

None

Would you eat a spoon of cockroaches for 10 000 punds?

(after some hesitation) ehhh.. Yeah. I suppose.

Would you eat a spoon of cockroaches for 5 000 punds?

If I need the money badly, probably

Phrases you overuse

Coolness, Yeallo, "Var som en ko", Cursing =(

What is your worst fear?

That I'll fail my drivings license test

Favourite song right now

Annie-dog -The Smashing Pumpkins

Favourite sports

Racing. As long as the things used are made out of metal or some sort of metallic alloy. Karbon fiber is OK too

If you were omnipotent for a day

I'd exchange all the taps in all bathrooms for atleast 10cm longer ones!

And If you weren't

I'd go so mad about all the short, insuficeient taps that I'd wait 5 years so I graduate from college, take over a smaller country in southeastern Asia and use 90% of its BNP to research nuclear weaopns and ways to make them seem as though they have been fired from someplace else and not the place they were 'couse that would be my place and it would, as such, be destroyed. Then I'd fire a couple of 'em at abanndonned areas in Russia, USA, France and all other countried I knew had nuclear weapon and make them think that the robots were fired from somewhere else. Then they would aim at that country/countries and kick their MAD-planes (Mutually assured destruction) cousing a nuclear holocaust destryong the planets atmosphere, throwing the earth back 100 000 years so the whole Goddamn evolution process must start all over and then I'd do one more thing. I'd set up a sign with the words "Don't come down from the trees. There's no point, you're only gonna destroy your selves again!"

And all that because those damn taps are too short...=)

Purpose with your life

To erase class differences, to unite all nations under one and same flag -- The Earth flag, to make everyone speak the same language, to make everyone fight for the same thing, and the most important thing To make the world realize how crappy PC:s really are!!!!

  • Wanna see some pics of me and my family?
  • Wanna se my old classes homepage? (Svenska)
  • Oki, how about a part of my animation? (MPEG)
  • Check this one out too... (MPEG)

  • If you have some sort of an uncontrolable urge to find out what computer I'm using, I'll be most delighted to inform you about that. Unfortunately, you'll be forced to go here


    You know something, You're att the botom of the page. Now comes the time for the big decision. Do you want to:
    
        A:go back to the main page!
        B:send me an e-mail!
        C:politely ask to me go to hell!